Thomas The Spank Engine

movedsleepywinterprince:

here are some really good cute pronouns (✿ ♥‿♥)

  • He/Him/His
  • She/Her/Hers
  • They/Them/Theirs
yourkickstartersucks:


This project is a documentary film that will seek to solve the mystery of Malaysia Flight 370. We will be exploring multiple theories of the disappearance of Flight 370.  These theories will include mechanical failure; sinister human involvement; hijacking, pilot or co-pilot involvement; the Iranians with stolen passports; other hijacking or terrorist actions.


Estimated delivery: Sep 2014

Pay $18,000 to see some random guy’s take on the missing plane. The most likely scenario here is that the authorities find conclusive evidence about where the plane went before this even gets funded. The ideal scenario is that it gets fully funded and then the day the campaign ends they find the plane and this guy has to refund everyone’s money and apologize. Ideal for me, I mean. Not for the people with missing family members

yourkickstartersucks:

This project is a documentary film that will seek to solve the mystery of Malaysia Flight 370. We will be exploring multiple theories of the disappearance of Flight 370.  These theories will include mechanical failure; sinister human involvement; hijacking, pilot or co-pilot involvement; the Iranians with stolen passports; other hijacking or terrorist actions.

Estimated delivery: Sep 2014

Pay $18,000 to see some random guy’s take on the missing plane. The most likely scenario here is that the authorities find conclusive evidence about where the plane went before this even gets funded. The ideal scenario is that it gets fully funded and then the day the campaign ends they find the plane and this guy has to refund everyone’s money and apologize. Ideal for me, I mean. Not for the people with missing family members

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

okaymad:

do u ever have an amazing gif but no use for it, well here i am

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redbloodedamerica:

claudiagray:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

What did he nail exactly?  

I wonder if Fallon is the highest paid person on the Tonight Show?  Or perhaps it’s Lorne Michaels?  Either way, Fallon should immediately give up his salary to one of his female counterparts…if there are any on his show.  That way it’s “fair.”

Better yet, let’s look at other equally popular talk show hosts with different genitalia than him.  There’s…

Jimmy Fallon
Annual Salary: $11 million
Net worth: $25 million

…then there’s…

Ellen DeGeneres
Annual Salary: $65 million
Net worth: $250 million

…and the elephant in the room…

Oprah Winfrey
Annual Salary: $300 million
Net worth: $2.9 billion

This gender pay gap is atrocious! Jimmy Fallon is hosting one of the most famous talk shows of all time, yet he makes less money and has male genitalia?  What’s the deal?  Shouldn’t he be making more money to crack jokes about being a highly paid man?

"You’re an interesting species. An interesting mix. You’re capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you’re not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we’ve found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other."
Carl Sagan
brooklynmutt:

"Just some of the everyday phrases we owe our wonderful 450 year old birthday boy." - @stephenfry

brooklynmutt:

"Just some of the everyday phrases we owe our wonderful 450 year old birthday boy." - @stephenfry

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Duct Tape! Wood Glue! Hey, You! It’s time to fix more things with Soos!

 
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