the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
Even if Ron Swanson is supposed to be mocking satire of libertarians, he’s the most popular character on the show and makes everyone else look like complete morons.
If they think that’s making fun of the libertarian crowd, they’re hoisting themselves by their own petard.